Enlist monthly in the Grooming Torture Cell™ to help support the project and keep fresh hydraulic fluid in my crumbling exoskeleton ♥
Monthly enlistment awards you:
1. Access to the entire Grooming digital discography
2. 10% off all future orders
3. Access to Torture Cell™-exclusive posts and updates
4. Access to future Torture Cell™-exclusive albums and demo recordings (arriving later)
Additionally, at the select premium subscription tiers
5. Complete tactical optimization
6. Godmode, enabled
Here’s what you get:
- All the new shows I create streaming instantly on your mobile device via the free Bandcamp app, and also available as a high-quality download.*
- These back-catalog releases:
- A 10% discount on all my merchandise.
- The satisfaction of knowing you’re supporting me in a sustainable way.
Join:
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For $5/month, you get everything above.
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For $10/month, you get everything above, plus:
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For $20/month, you get everything above, plus:
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* Downloads are DRM-free and available in MP3, FLAC and more.